Rec: The Man in Draco's Bed (Harry Potter)
Author: Cyane Snape
Fandom: Harry Potter
Genre: farce, humor
Pairing/Character: Lucius, Draco/Harry
Summary: Lucius is hysterical…actually he would rather be dead. Draco has arrived at Malfoy Manor just in time for the Christmas Holidays…with his new husband, Harry Potter-Malfoy. The Malfoy Code of Honor™ demands that Lucius protect his new son-in-law and Voldemort is coming for Christmas dinner!
Squeeing: I've seen several spins on the "Harry marries Draco and brings the Malfoy family to the Side of Light" tale, but this is the best I've seen - it pokes fun at all kinds of Harry/Draco cliches - while taking Lucius on the ride from hell. Which he thoroughly deserves.
“You know, The Malfoy Code of Honor™ demands that I protect my new son-in-law.”
“Oh, Merlin, this is priceless,” Snape guffawed through the stream of hysterical tears running down his face.
“Draco’s not going to let me kill the twit, is he?”
“Doesn’t seem likely, now does it?”
“Well, it’s the only way I can see to get me out of this mess.”
“So, I guess I’m working for the Light now.”